Hellboy II

So this isn't really so much a review as it's my personal opinion on the flick. I'd say spoilers, but I doubt that this will be very long or even touch on details of the movie needed to enjoy the experience at the theater.

IT SUCKED! Oh my goodness that movie was horrible. I'm certain there must be some people that like it(I know there were, they sat in front of me) but I tell you not to waste the money. There are plenty more useful things you can do with that money than go see this abomination of a movie.

Now Hellboy has never been a character I could get behind and this movie further solidifies that feeling whilst keeping me and Big Red separate from one another. The movie is filled with mediocre action that a large budget couldn't hide and one liner after one liner from the Red Demon. PG-13 fucked this movie over as he shouted "oh crap" so many times I thought he'd eventually just do it while fighting. He reminds me a lot of The Thing and that's another character I can't stand. The plot was rather lackluster and the acting rather subpar. But I'll say the effects were good and that Anna Walton looked decent as Naula, but outside that makeup, I'm not seeing that same beauty, eh...

So yeah, I suggest not seeing this movie.